Saturday, October 16, 2010

Uuugghh....mine....craft....

What if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone. No scars or anything, just flat skin. Once you left your room you found out your dad died last night. Several days later you find out that for your entire life he had been sneaking into your room while you slept and sucking on your chest to make two gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be, because you were born without them. He didn't do it for any sexual reason, only so you could fit in.
God bless you, dad.

Alright, I haven't done any posts lately because I've been absorbed in Minecraft (as Whorewolf previously stated). I think I'm over it for now though. I built five impenetrable, mountain-top fortresses (my favorite one having 5 door ways, and two sets of ladders you had to go through before you even reach the main structure, or "safe haven" as I liked to call it). I started mining diamond and blood before I got bored of it because I realized that I had pretty much already made everything that could be made. I can't wait for them to update it on Halloween; they're going to include new monsters, fishing, a Hell, new crafts, ect ect. Only downside to the update is that I'm going to have to re-pirate minecraft or a patch (because I'm too Jew to shell out 15 bucks).

Anyways, enjoy these really old cat videos!

15 comments:

  1. I've heard of that game, it sounds too addictive for me to want to try LOL

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  2. You should like post a link to where you Jew'd this minecraft from so I can too. Anyway I like your writing, it makes me laugh

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  3. lol i know i've heard that nipple thing somewhere.

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  4. I am afraid of starting to play it xD

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  5. nipples, that's how i roll, er'yday
    son.

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  6. Hey epic blog, you should totally look at mine, im following yours, would love it if you could follow mine

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  7. Still haven't played this game, i am afraid to get addicted to it, too.

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  8. Where did I hear that Nipple business before? Anyway, Minecraft has been getting in the way of a lot of my stuff as well

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  9. I think the whole nipple situation would be more awkward if you were a girl...

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