I woke up at 5pm, checked my blog, jizzed my pants.
Actually, that was a lie. I was butt naked when I checked.
As a matter of fact, I'm generally butt naked. Pants are the devils bindings. You wear pants = you worship the devil.
In other news, Juan Rodriguez attempted Battlecam's One Million Dollar Challenge! For those of you who don't know what Battlecam is and what their challenge is, I'll explain it to you. Battlegame is a website ran by a billionaire named Alki David. Lots of people go on it and are given about a minute to do something wacky over cam (generally people just play the guitar or get trolled by people in chat). Every once in awhile Alki David (owner of the website) will log in and tell you to do something in exchange for money via paypal. For example, take a shit in front of the camera and spell "Battlecam" out with the shit. So, Alki decided to create the million dollar challenge. The million dollar challenge is to run naked within ear shot of Barack Obama, with "Battlecam" painted on your chest and you need to scream "Battlecam" six times. Don't do it exactly as he wants it done? No money.
Whether or not Juan passed the challenge is unknown. Alki has yet to say anything.
Enjoy these coffee-addicted cats!