Have you ever been in that awkward situation where you woke up in a dumpster full of toe nail clippings and babies?
Anyone else heard about Kanye's bottom row of teeth? Replaced them with diamonds and gold. It's not a 'grill,' he literally REMOVED his teeth and REPLACED them with diamonds! MOTHER FUCKING DIAMONDS. Folks....this is awful. We've given Kanye's the most powerful tool in the universe. He may no go out in to the middle of the streets and eat your car. What are you going to do? Nothing. He is too powerful, this is everyone's fault. We should have reacted sooner! Now, all we can do is hope he doesn't encase his brains and major organs in diamonds, otherwise he'll be an UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF SHITTY LYRICS!!!
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN!
Though an epidemic may be at hand, don't forget to enjoy your daily dosage of cats!