Monday, October 11, 2010

Are you a girl?

Ever had one of those opportunities to screw with a person and just the sound of it nearly made you jizz your pants?
Well, last night my girlfriend was talking to me over Skype and she recieved a random message from a man named "Musti." He was asking her to "cam and show hot tits." She disagreed and he proceeded to call her a whore. Infuriated, she turned to me (another internet troll) for help. She sent him my contact information and I told him I was a hot, young girl ready for action.
Musti called me.
I showed him my ballsack.
He stared blankly at it for about a minute.
I got bored and hung up. He then sent me a message asking if I was a boy or girl.
This....was a major disappointment. Luckily, his friend "Rapper_rap" decided to try his luck with my ballsack!
[3:42:56 AM] r&b: heyyy
[3:43:03 AM] Jizz Juggler: Hi, cutie! <3
[3:43:34 AM] r&b: asl plz
[3:44:11 AM] r&b: ?
[3:44:14 AM] Jizz Juggler: 17/f/Belarus
[3:44:24 AM] r&b: u horny girl?
[3:44:31 AM] Jizz Juggler: Very ;)
[3:44:36 AM] r&b: can i see you?
[3:44:47 AM] Jizz Juggler: Sure!
[3:45:06 AM] *** Call from r&b, duration 00:25. ***
(It was only 25 seconds long because he knew he was staring at a ballsack, caught on a little quicker than Musti.)
[3:45:37 AM] r&b: you are not female
[3:45:46 AM] Jizz Juggler: Yes I am
[3:46:02 AM] r&b: show me ur real face
[3:46:17 AM] Jizz Juggler: Alright, but it looks like the ballsack you just saw. [3:46:44 AM] *** Call from r&b, duration 00:11. ***
(It was only 10 seconds long...because it was a ballsack again)
[3:47:00 AM] r&b: lierrr
[3:47:06 AM] r&b: u are ugly guy
[3:47:08 AM] Jizz Juggler: I am not lying!
[3:47:11 AM] Jizz Juggler: Nuh uh!
[3:47:17 AM] r&b: you are not female
[3:47:23 AM] Jizz Juggler: I am! I swear!
[3:47:28 AM] r&b: i want pussy
[3:47:55 AM] r&b: show me ur pussy
[3:48:00 AM] Jizz Juggler: Alright!
[3:48:22 AM] r&b: pussy
[3:48:38 AM] Jizz Juggler: ok
[3:48:57 AM] *** Call from r&b, duration 00:07. ***
(This time it was my asshole and spread asscheeks. I was also slapping my nut sack around.)
[3:49:13 AM] r&b: fuck ur ass
[3:49:15 AM] r&b: lier
[3:49:26 AM] Jizz Juggler: If you really wanna fuck my ass, I'm fine with that too.

This continued on for 3 more calls, he didn't understand that I was a dude and I was just showing him my balls. -shrug-

Now, enjoy this cat playing with some balls! (Oh...and the techno music...if you like techno, I guess.)

21 comments:

  1. I lol'd hardcore. I have a hard time believing some people are so stupid.

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  2. Hehe. That's pretty neat.
    "u are ugly guy" lol'd

    Btw. Thanks for blogging tips on that forum. Just started myself, take look =)

    http://giddywhatup.blogspot.com

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  3. The art of online relationships.

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  4. Does this justify showing your sack on cam? ;)

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  5. this is relevant to just what I was thinking about

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  6. Hey asshole... you need to post a new blog!

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  7. Trolls trolling trolls

    I love it :D

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  8. that cats having a ball playing with that ball of yarn

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  9. Paranoid Basement Dweller - I'm doing that right now, chill your jets ya booty-butt!

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