Sunday, October 10, 2010

Skeet, skeet!

Title is irrelevant, once again.

So, a night ago I had an interesting encounter with a friend's friend. He was a big ol' metal viking. Had the long, braided, blonde, viking like hair. He wore plenty of those old metal band shirts. And he was really into LARPing. For those of those who don't know what LARPing mean, it stands for: Live Action Role Playing. Basically, he liked to pick up a foam sword and shield, dress up, then hit other people who were doing the same thing. So...big ol' metal viking wielding foam weapons. This guy was legitimately scared and infuriated by homosexuals. I told him he was "cute" and he went into a fury! This ginormous bastard then went into a rage about how homosexuals are tearing the country apart and he voted yes to prop 8 because he HATES "faggots." I tried to calmly explain that I am not gay and I have a girlfriend. That didn't suffice. I'm really hoping he isn't at home making some sort of training dummy with my face on it now. Last I'd want is to be the practice doll for his foam sword.

Also, I enjoyed Whorewolf's music section. I'm going to steal that.
Today I'd recommend some soothing pianists! For those of you who don't know Ludovico Einaudi, I'd like to introduce you to this hardcore mother f***er! He will shred your s**t into a thousand f**k shards and eat your a** with a melon baller! This man will f**k his piano back and forth in order to make you, your wife, your children, and everyone in a hundred mile god damn f**king radius jizz their pants! Ludovico will then take you to a nice dinner and talk politics, religion, and theoretical science with you (and in most cases will agree with you, because he thinks you're a f**king genius!)
Here's a sample: Click here!
Now, get in the god damn bath, light some mother f**king candles, and enjoy his soothing melodies.

While you're at it, enjoy these cats!

18 comments:

  1. To those who enjoy the song, here's the full thing:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnlPeCdNfTk
    And another good one:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAI2doCUbNc

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  2. There's no talking to people like that, man. They just wall off their mind.

    Though I did lol at the general situation.

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  3. That super cats video is way funny. lol.

    also, captcha

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  4. This is awesome, keep it up Bro!

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  5. this is a good follow up post to the previous one

    I have a new post on GTL Everyday too :)

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  6. Thanks for the comments on my blog :)

    I have new bubbles on Enhanced by MS Paint!

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  7. thats a cool way of looking at it!

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  8. haha, very cute, my girl will love it

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  9. Someone that LARPS should not be allowed to judge others. Every argument he tries to pose should be countered with "and you LARP".

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  10. I'd like to introduce you to this hardcore mother f***er! He will shred your s**t into a thousand f**k shards and eat your a** with a melon baller!

    I loled hardcore.

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  11. Great read! Looking forward to reading your next post.

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