Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Holy shit, it's wednesday!

I didn't take out the garbage I fear they may overflow.

I have the xbox working. Been playing the shit out of it (I'm a god damned hypocrite). I've also been busy dealing with friends who are constantly wanting to play games with me. Which is awesome because...yay, friends! But it sucks because I like to screw around and play games alone a lot too.

Anyways...not much to update on currently. Sooooo, enjoy these cats?

Monday, September 27, 2010

A second update!

California is the equivalent to Satan's rectum! It's 107 degrees where I am and it's only getting worse!
I've stripped down to just my boxers and I have three fans running right now and I'm still sweating out all my liquids! If I were in a play right now, I could easily take the roll of the Witch in the Wizard of Oz! (Ok, I admit, that joke sucked. I almost don't want to call it a joke.)

Anyways, I'm going to see if I can get that junker working (the xbox) before I have to call in and get another repair.

Now that I got out my two angry rants of the day, have some god damn cats! ( cat actually)

I hate Microsoft

I could buy twenty chimpanzees and given computers that were designed and created in the late 80's and those stupid monkeys would preform better than the entire Microsoft corporation. Microsoft unleashed a shitty, faulty system that crashes in months - there initial response is to keep it out, and you know what? Produce more of them too. They never fixed the issue. The newest xbox 360s are still pieces of junk. Even the "Elites" crash and burn. To top off the whole scenario, Microsoft also hired mentally challenged costumer support. "Durp, we think this is broken, give us lots of money and a shit load of time and we'll fix it." I don't think Microsoft understands that the majority of gamers are addicted to video games and without their daily intake of video games, they have withdrawals; it's like cocaine.
I personally haven't played the xbox in over a year. I finally purchased a new power supply (they assumed this was the issue) for a whopping 35 bucks (WAY overpriced for something that was made in China for....5 bucks?) I get the part in a week later and plug it in to find doesn't work. This is the third time they've given me faulty fuckin' equipment that either never worked to start with or broke soon after. Hence the reason why I am now extremely pissed off. Anyways, I'm going to call them up, demand I get this shit fixed (FREE.) and then I'm going to sell it on craigslist. I'm fucking done with Microsoft. I'm going to play PS3.

Saturday, September 25, 2010


My room is a seething hell hole right now! I would probably cool down if I set myself on fire, that's how god damned hot it is here! I love Southern California, it has nice weather and what-not, but when all I do is sit on the computer all day, I wish I lived in Oregon or Washington. I'd settle down with freakin' Alaska right now!

While I've been sweating off my entire body mass, I've also been playing WoW a lot more. I finally got that working (right after my last update) which is why I haven't updated at all recently. I've been completely absorbed. Gearing out my Paladin (4.5k gs, so bad) and leveling a brand spankin' new Warrior (lvl 9 so far).

Anyways, back to grinding! See ya'll later!

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Good Morning, Loathe!

Just woke up to some more errors to Blizzard's downloader. Now, being the relaxed and cool minded fellow I am, all I did was mutilate myself a little and smoke a crack rock to relieve the stress. This is only the third day downloading....sigh.
I'm sitting here in my undies, doing the chair dance (you know what dance I'm talking about, the one where you don't want to get up, but you still want to dance) to MSI, and considering what to make for breakfast. I have the roughest mornings.

That's all I have to say. So, enjoy these cats!

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

An update!

Nags by the girlfriend have caused me to write an update. Apparently she gets off to this.
I dislike Blizzard's downloader very much so. It's incredibly slow and aggravating to deal with. I've spent the last 15 hours DL'ing BC and WotLK.
That aside, I'd also like to compliment Turbine for their suprisingly good job on Lotro (Lord of the Rings Online). Generally, any video game remake is awful. So, it almost literally blew my mind (yes, literally! My head was pulsating!) to find that the game was actually very good. Which is horrifying because it's also an mmo! The odds! I place my bet on the idea that Turbine payed Satan with J.R.R. Tolkien's soul in exchange for a legitimately good game. I'd recommend it if you're tired out of any other mmo.
Games aside, my personal life is extremely cluttered. Not really. I'm sitting around rotting while I wait for a power cable to mail in (so I can play xbox). I can't find a job, though I'm not really trying as hard as I use to. I was demoralized pretty quickly though and decided to put less effort into it.
Finally, I need a motto for ending this. Kind of like how the professionals do it, except I'm not a professional, I'm just another fat internet slob beatin' it to anime (Not really, though I wish I was, I'd fit in a lot better...).

Saturday, September 18, 2010


I've decided to start taking up blogging as a means to pass my time and rid myself of unholy urges and feelings.
My recent departure of 'the comfort zone' has given me plenty of spare time.
This spare time has given me plenty of undesirable feelings, such as depression which is caused by my lack of goals/achievements.
The best solution? Tasks to occupy myself.
I've picked up many other hobbies to satisfy the boredom: learning German, culinary, video games, and frivolously masturbating until my penis burns.