Uuugghh....mine....craft....

What if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone. No scars or anything, just flat skin. Once you left your room you found out your dad died last night. Several days later you find out that for your entire life he had been sneaking into your room while you slept and sucking on your chest to make two gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be, because you were born without them. He didn't do it for any sexual reason, only so you could fit in.
God bless you, dad.

Alright, I haven't done any posts lately because I've been absorbed in Minecraft (as Whorewolf previously stated). I think I'm over it for now though. I built five impenetrable, mountain-top fortresses (my favorite one having 5 door ways, and two sets of ladders you had to go through before you even reach the main structure, or "safe haven" as I liked to call it). I started mining diamond and blood before I got bored of it because I realized that I had pretty much already made everything that could be made. I can't wait for them to update it on Halloween; they're going to include new monsters, fishing, a Hell, new crafts, ect ect. Only downside to the update is that I'm going to have to re-pirate minecraft or a patch (because I'm too Jew to shell out 15 bucks).

Anyways, enjoy these really old cat videos!